Got a small penis, loser?!

Got a small penis, wanker?!

You know that you’ve got a Dinky Dick and everyone knows that a little penis like yours can’t satisfy a real woman! Let’s be honest no woman is going to want to be exposed to a small penis when she is wanting something much more Alpha male!!

It all depends on what one calls SMALL – some losers think that small starts around three and a half inches whilst everyone else knows that it starts at six inches! As usual all the owners of tiny willies try to make out that they aren’t really that puny in the penis department. Yeah, right!!

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No woman will ever be satisfied by THAT little penis you small cocked loser – just hang your head in shame at that excuse for a cock! Just take a look at that little needle dick and ask yourself if that ridiculous stunted cock will ever attract anything more than derision from the ladies!

But to get to the crux of matters, you pathetic little penis owners do have one thing in your favour!! You provide the humour for all of our phone sex ladies who love to rip the piss from your tiny dicks! You’ll no doubt have been asked by ladies how big your cock is when it gets hard? Only to have to mumble under your breath that it doesn’t get ANY bigger!

It’s true, size does matter and all you have is a little penis you pathetic loser!

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