You dirty boys all need a kinky LadyBoy!

A Kinky LadyBoy slut always reminds Her of Lou Reed -plucked her eyebrows on the way, shaved her legs then he was she…! But there’s no doubt in Mistress’s mind that you perverted lot know very well that a LadyBoy is not a chick with a dick, but a man with tits!! But I digress -how many of you have ever talked to a LadyBoy, much less ever seen one in the flesh? Now you have a chance to develop that fantasy by chatting on our CHEAP 36p LadyBoy Chatline! C’mon …you know that if nothing else you’re curious as hell and twice as horny!

So let’s cut to the chase, what REALLY attracts you and excites you about a Kinky LadyBoy?! Mistress knows very well that those of you in denial (the vast majority) will wax lyrical about the petite slender figures, the femininity that all LadyBoys exude. But when we drill right down we find that you kinksters are massively fixating on a LadyBoy’s Cock -don’t try and deny it either! Mistress knows only too well that you just want to gaze into a hot LadyBoy’s eyes as you suck her cock!

Whilst we are on the subject are you a top or a bottom when it comes to having kinky ladyboy jiggy? The question is valid as you may (or may not) know that a LOT of ladyboys can’t get wood and a lot have almost micro penises. The former comes as a result of all the female hormones they have to take, the latter, well most LadyBoys are Asians, never known for massive dongs!! So if you are looking to be ass fucked by a Kinky LadyBoy make sure you tell your Phone LadyBoy at the start of your call!!

You bad boys need a Kinky LadyBoy to drain your balls!

So you’re all fired up and ready to chat on our kinky ladyboy chatline -you haven’t forgotten just how cheap it is have you?. That’s right compared to some other services (who charge £1.55 per minute plus access charge) this line is at least £ 1.19 per minute CHEAPER! So yet again fonesluts looks after your bobs!!

Of course you know you HAVE to suck a LadyBoy’s Cock!

As much as we know that you’re busting a gut to have some phone filth with a LadyBoy sometimes you just can’t make the move, shy maybe or else you need some inspiration. What for instance does one say to one of the exotic creatures? What you should do is to listen to some of our recorded sex audio such as our Domination and Kinky Fetish Audio.

We’ve sixty epic stories where you can lie back and take yourself to stroking heaven without even uttering a single word! (just tap the Hamburger ≡ icon at the top left on your device to see all the story links)If those lines don’t trip your switch look out for our more general Dirty Sex Stories! -one thing you get with Fonesluts is plenty of choice!

A Kinky LadyBoy in Latex!